even the essays i write sound sarcastic
date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked
I’m pretty sure this is how Clint feels about Natasha
I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”
I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS
WHAT DO WE WANT?
PROFESSIONALLY FILMED STAGE MUSICALS!!
WHERE DO WE WANT IT?
ON NETFLIX!!yes please like if you want bootlegs to stop offer us this
they should film the shows that are closing and then when the shows close put it out on netflix or dvd tbh
My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets
Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all
You smooth motherfucker
when your friend tells you about their crush
when you have sex with your friend’s crush