Sarah/Chicago/16

katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

(via donohuegirlswag)

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fishgrl0:

pomfette:

date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked

I’m pretty sure this is how Clint feels about Natasha

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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual, via seedy)

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seeminglysteamedartichoke:

theatrelover1297:

maria-alice-121:

WHAT DO WE WANT?

PROFESSIONALLY FILMED STAGE MUSICALS!!

WHERE DO WE WANT IT?

ON NETFLIX!!

yes please like if you want bootlegs to stop offer us this

they should film the shows that are closing and then when the shows close put it out on netflix or dvd tbh

(Source: jonathangriff, via imparalyzedbyitt)

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hoodvale:

This post always slaps me in the face
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kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

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grvm:

when your friend tells you about their crush

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when you have sex with your friend’s crush

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